Author: Harry TrevaldwynGeneral fiction (Children's / Teenage)Published on 2nd July 2026 by Pan Macmillan (First Ink) in the United Kingdom as part of the 'Patch Simmons' series.Paperback / softback | 368 pages 196mm x 130mm x 24mm | 248g 'The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs' - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama KingGet ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge in I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend . . . keeping him.Here's the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realize that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven’t told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn’t make it up! And I really promise I haven’t.So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:Am I in a relationship with Sam?Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser?Readers loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors!'Absolutely love this book' - 5 star review'Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch's mind all day, every day.' - 5 star review'Extremely funny YA' - 5 star review'Funny and sweet and so real. I cannot recommend this book enough! If you want to swoon and laugh, read it!' - 5 star review
