'Fake Your Death' Shirt

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Opossums have been doing this for millennia. Play dead, the predator loses interest, life continues. This opossum has updated the technique for modern threats: get hit by a car, be come legally undead, transcend bureaucracy. An elegant solution. Full commitment to the bit. A masterclass in dodging your responsibilities. Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink Machine wash cold, tumble dry low For people whose fight-or-flight response skipped both and went straight to opossum protocol. Show more