FETCH THIS Tote

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Sit? Stay? Nah. Fetch this. For the dog people whose pets don’t do tricks and neither do they. This double‑sided tote features your four‑legged bestie serving twin middle fingers o n a soft Oat Milk base—perfect for hauling treats, tantrums, and your total lack of patience for obedience culture. Front and back print. Attitude included. Leash sold separately. Product Features 100% tough-as-hell polyester that keeps its shape (unlike their recall) Double-sided print — sass coming and going Reinforced handles for overpacked lives and under-socialized pups Boxed corners = more room for snacks, leashes, and emotional baggage Three sizes, handle colors to match your mood (or your mutt) Care Instructions Empty the treats, the toys, and the shame first Spot the stains? Pretreat ‘em Warm water + detergent + soft cloth/brush = you’re golden Air dry somewhere chill (crate optional) 13" × 13'' 16" × 16'' 18" × 18'' Height, in 13.00 16.00 18.00 Length, in 13.00 16.00 18.00 Width, in 3.00 3.00 3.00 Handle length, in 28.74 28.74 28.74 Handle width, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 Show more