Gone Fishin'

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Every family tree has that one branch that should've been pruned—the relative who decorates their truck like a fertility clinic and thinks explosives are a food group. You know the one: they've held you hostage at Thanksgiving with the same fish story for fifteen years, conveniently glossing over whether it was 'caught' or 'concussed by illegal ordinance.' This one's for the rednecks—a keychain confession that fishing season and felony season sometimes overlap. Show more