Not everyone’s built like us. The No Rat Here Tee says it without shouting — a washed black base, scattered graphics like smileys and price tags, and one clear message stitched inside: We run before we rat. Made from 100% cotton with a vintage feel, it’s soft, slightly heavy, and speaks for itself. ✔ 100% cotton, 250g, with a washed, worn-in finish✔ Subtle all-over graphics for a playful but gritty vibe✔ Custom woven tag inside with the Artie code No noise, no snitching, just the fit. Size guide Start with your height and weight — it is the most reliable way to pick your size. Size Height Weight S 160–170 cm5'3"–5'7" 45–55 kg99–121 lb M 165–175 cm5'5"–5'9" 55–65 kg121–143 lb L 170–180 cm5'7"–5'11" 60–75 kg132–165 lb XL 175–185 cm5'9"–6'1" 70–90 kg154–198 lb XXL 180–195 cm5'11"–6'5" 75–105 kg +165–231 lb + Garment measurements In centimetres. Inches below. Size Chest Length Shoulder Sleeve S 11244.1" 7027.6" 53.521.1" 218.3" M 11645.7" 7228.3" 5521.7" 21.58.5" L 12047.2" 7429.1" 56.522.2" 228.7" XL 12448.8" 7629.9" 5822.8" 22.58.9" XXL 12850.4" 7830.7" 59.523.4" 239.1" Chest is full circumference. Length, shoulder and sleeve are measured flat. Every garment is measured by hand, so allow 1–3 cm (0.4–1.2") of variance. Between two sizes? Go by your height and weight first. Still unsure — just ask us.